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The Wildest Things People Do on Public Transit

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Shelly Roberts

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September 13, 2024

A New Meaning to Hanging Around

Who needs a gym membership when you have a subway train and a dash of creativity? One daring rider in a bright yellow top turned her daily commute into a full-blown workout session. Using the handrails as her personal set of monkey bars, she hung upside down with legs stretched out and head pointing up.

Meanwhile, the rest of the passengers watch in amazement—or is it confusion? Most people are busy trying not to fall over when the train sways, but this passenger took balance to the next level. Talk about multitasking! Safe to say her commute style is a bit of a stretch.

Imagine Sitting Next to a Walking Bush

Blending into your surroundings can be a useful skill, but this passenger seems confused about how that works. This person wore a full ghillie suit, usually meant for camouflage in nature, making them stand out even more in the subway.

You'd expect the person next to such a strange sight to be shocked, but this woman is unfazed. She even seems lost in a different thought while biting her nails, not giving a second glance to her leafy neighbor. It’s hard to say what inspired this wardrobe choice, but if you’re trying to hide in plain sight, the subway isn’t your best bet.

The Ultimate Subway Power Nap

It’s one thing to be tired, but this commuter has taken exhaustion to a new level. Face planted right against the cold, hard subway bar, her nose is hilariously squished, and her mouth has been pulled wide open in a way that can’t be comfortable—yet she’s still deep in dreamland.

When even the unforgiving steel of public transit starts to feel like a cozy pillow, you know it’s been one long day. Here's hoping she wakes up before she’s halfway across the city, missing her stop and her chance at a real bed. Nothing says “I need a nap” quite like turning a subway ride into a snooze fest.

The Subway Slumber Squad

It seems this group of friends took “squad goals” a bit too seriously. Here they are not about striking a collected pose; instead, they’ve opted for the ultimate group nap. Dressed in matching checkered outfits, they’ve collapsed into a pile of exhausted bodies on the subway, perfectly synchronized as if rehearsing a choreographed sleep routine.

One friend is even making use of his buddy’s arm as a makeshift pillow, as they all lean on each other in pure exhaustion. It’s a scene that could rival any slumber party. When the night out turns into a subway snooze, you know it was a party worth remembering—or maybe forgetting.

Butcher Shop On Board

You might expect to see someone selling snacks or even playing a tune on the subway, but a full-on deli counter? In the middle of a moving train, no less. Complete with bright lighting and a display of freshly cut meats, this impromptu butcher shop serves commuters more than just a ticket to their next stop.

It’s hard to imagine where the idea came from, but apparently, some folks thought rush hour was prime time for roast beef. Next time you need dinner, who knows—maybe your commute could be one-stop shopping! This scene gives the phrase "meat on the go" a whole new meaning.

Subway Seat, Dog’s Throne

Move over, commuters; a new passenger is taking up some serious space! A massive Great Dane has claimed an entire subway seat, and it’s hard to say if it’s sitting or still standing with three out of four paws planted on the ground.

The dog is practically the same size as some of the humans nearby, making the scene both hilarious and a bit surreal. One can’t help but wonder if this gentle giant bought a ticket or if the subway has an extra-large passenger policy. Either way, it seems like even the subway has gone to the dogs—quite literally.

Bald Bros in Perfect Sync

It’s not every day that you see such unintentional yet flawless coordination between strangers on the subway. This row of commuters, all bald and sitting in perfect succession, looks almost like a lineup for a hairless club meeting. The symmetry is so spot-on that anyone with a full head of hair must be feeling like the odd one out for once.

Whether it’s fate or just the result of random seating choices, this scene is the kind of accidental humor that makes public transit a treasure trove of entertainment. You could say these passengers are really "ahead" of the curve.

Wig War Aftermath Uncovered

Something strange went down on this subway platform, and the evidence is scattered all over the floor. Loose clumps of hair lie abandoned, making it look like a wig war just broke out. It’s not every day you see the aftermath of hair-raising drama like this on your commute.

The scene is a bizarre mix of eerie and hilarious, as strands of hair that once had a purpose are now left to tell their own silent story. You can’t help but wonder what happened. Was it a quick escape? A dramatic confrontation? It's hard to say. But someone’s probably walking around a little lighter up top.

Nailed It!

Talk about multitasking. This man on the subway is managing a tablet, napkin, and handbag all at once, but it’s his set of dramatically long, purple nails that really steal the show. Those nails are so long, they could double as accessories themselves.

Watching him navigate daily tasks like texting or reaching into his bag with any kind of precision must be oddly fascinating. You’ve got to admire the balance and coordination it takes to pull off such a look while also handling his commute like a pro. Who needs a Swiss Army knife when you've got nails that can do it all?

When Lunch Misses Its Stop

Sometimes, even sandwiches can’t escape the chaos of the subway. This unfortunate burger bun got trapped in the train doors at just the wrong moment, leaving behind what could have been a tasty meal. As the doors sealed shut, the poor bun’s fate was sealed too, stuck in limbo for all to see.

The dramatic placement of the bun sticking out makes it look like it's attempting a last-minute escape, but alas, lunch has become part of the commute. Passengers couldn’t resist snapping a picture of this bizarre yet oddly relatable scene. Guess this is what happens when your meal tries to go “to-go” a little too literally.

When Haute Couture Meets Horror

Fashion meets fright in the most unexpected way with this blonde woman’s subway look. Draped in a jacket covered entirely in Barbie doll heads, she’s turning heads—literally and figuratively. The eerie sight of tiny, expressionless faces poking out from every angle feels like something straight out of a quirky horror flick.

What are the odds you'll see a Barbie graveyard on your regular commute? But you’ve got to give her points for creativity and boldness. While most stick to traditional fashion, she’s embracing something entirely different—both stylish and a little spooky. Guess you could say this outfit really has a head start on the competition.

Tiny Yogi in Training

This subway moment is giving us all the feels! Hilaria Baldwin is casually stretching her leg high, striking a yoga pose while her baby, Carmen, not wanting to be left out, gives it a try too. The baby’s attempt at mimicking mom is pure cuteness, though the form is definitely up for debate.

Babies start copying what they see as early as six months, and this little one is clearly taking notes from her yoga instructor mother. Next up, she'll be learning acting skills from her father Alec Baldwin. Who knew commuting could double as a workout and an adorable bonding session?

Smile Like You Mean It

You’re never fully dressed without a smile, as they say in the musical "Annie," but this subway rider might be taking that advice a little too seriously. Sporting a disturbing, cartoonish mask with an exaggerated grin and wide eyes, the character resembles something straight out of a bizarre comic, like Mr. Snoid.

The other passengers are doing their best to pretend nothing’s out of the ordinary, but it’s hard to miss this oversized, unsettling smile peeking through the crowd. Though everyone’s playing it cool, you can bet there’s some serious side-eye action happening. Maybe this guy’s commute is one stop away from a comic book convention.

Why Sit When You Can Float

Why settle for a regular subway seat when you can lounge in a hammock? One creative commuter decided to up the comfort level by stringing a hammock right in the middle of the subway car. While everyone else is sitting upright, he’s gently swaying back and forth, completely at ease in his floating cocoon.

Turns out, this guy’s commute is all about finding a new way to hang out. The empty seat right behind him makes it clear he chose luxury over the ordinary. The rest of the passengers seem unfazed, but you can bet many are tempted to join him in his swinging comfort zone.

Opposites Unite

Talk about opposites attracting—on the subway, no less. Drag performer Gilda Wabbit, sporting an eye-catching bright orange wig, bold red lipstick, and a teal ensemble, is seated next to a woman in a full niqab. The contrast is striking, like watching a colorful scene from "RuPaul’s Drag Race" alongside a quiet moment of modesty.

These two couldn’t represent more different worlds, yet here they are, sharing the same seat on the subway. It’s a reminder that public transit is where all walks of life come together, no matter how different the style or statement. Gilda and her seatmate are giving this ride a whole new meaning to "fashion forward."

Suits, Subway, and a Stubborn Panda

It’s not every day you see a giant panda trying to catch a subway ride, and this one’s having a bit of trouble squeezing through the doors. Two men in suits are working hard to push the oversized panda costume inside but it looks like it's part of a comedy sketch or children’s show gone wrong.

In Japan, they have professional train pushers, called "oshiya," whose job is to cram passengers into packed trains. It might be one of the strangest jobs in the world, but even they probably never thought they'd have to shove a life-sized panda in there, too. This commute just became an unbearable squeeze.

Robot in Disguise

It looks like the subway has a new character who is half-human and half-pole. This passenger unintentionally gives off some serious robot vibes like it's fully lost in thought. With their head perfectly aligned with a yellow pole, the two screws on the pole line up like eyes, making it look like a face.

There’s no nose or mouth, just a confused robot or alien staring into space. It’s like something straight out of a sci-fi movie, where the subway transforms into a scene from "Futurama" or "The Jetsons." You’d almost expect them to beep or buzz as they wait for the next stop.

Possessed by an Alien

Here's another subway rider who looks like something from a sci-fi movie. She appears to be catching some Z's but in the most creepy way possible, wearing a hand-knitted face-hugger mask that resembles a monster's skull. Is she really asleep or just warding off unwanted conversations?

After all, who’s going to interrupt someone who looks like they’re hosting an alien life form? With its eight legs clinging to her head, you can’t help but wonder what would happen if it suddenly started moving. Guess the real question now is, will the woman wake up, or will it be the face hugger?

Taking the Last Train

Well, this subway ride just got a lot more unusual. A group of men is casually carrying a coffin through the subway like it's all part of the daily commute. It’s almost like a scene from an oddball movie—minus the solemn music. You’d think they were pallbearers, but instead of heading to a cemetery, they’re headed to the next stop.

They transport us to the old days when rails played huge parts in funerals, but who knows if this is their idea of avoiding funeral home fees? It’s safe to say this is one “passenger” who probably won’t need a ticket. Talk about taking the express route to the afterlife.

Portable Snoozing, No Seat Needed

Who needs a seat when you’ve got a portable chin rest? This subway commuter has mastered the art of literally sleeping on the go. Fast asleep while standing, her chin rests comfortably on a crutch-like stick, giving her the ultimate hands-free snooze experience.

It’s a perfect example of Chindōgu, the Japanese art of creating seemingly useless inventions that somehow solve everyday problems. Sure, a chin rest on the subway might seem odd, but when you're this tired, it becomes a commuter's dream tool. Plus, it saves her from those awkward head bobs we all try to avoid when standing on a train and dozing off.

Duck Floatie Dress-up

Something you definitely don't see every day on public transit, if at all, is a man dressed in a schoolgirl outfit. Complete with a red bow and white stockings, this guy even brought a yellow duck floatie to amp up the absurd look.

His straight face would have you believe he's being forced into this unusual ensemble as if he’s navigating a hostage situation rather than a subway ride. Meanwhile, the woman next to him is doing an impressive job of pretending nothing out of the ordinary is happening. Maybe she’s just seen it all by now and mastered the fine art of indifference on the subway.

Life Can Be a Slippery Slope

Navigating the subway after a fun night out is a skill, apparently, but sometimes gravity has other plans. These three women were on their way home, dressed to impress in matching black mini-dresses. It was all smooth sailing until the escalator became too much for one of them.

She slipped, slid, and boom—there she was, sitting at the bottom like it was a planned performance. Maybe it was the drinks or just sheer bad luck, but it’s safe to say that this night ended with more than just good memories. At least she’s got a great story to laugh about later, right?

Caught Between a Pole and a Funny Place

Standing on a busy train, one woman leaned back against the metal pole for balance, but that was not the part that caught everyone’s attention. Wearing form-fitting yoga pants, the pole slid perfectly between her cheeks in such a way that imaginations surely ran wild.

She likely just wanted comfortable support to stay steady without using her hands, but the visual masterpiece it created certainly made the ride memorable. It's the kind of scene that gets snapped and shared, giving everyone a good chuckle. It looks like this subway stop came with a little extra balance, and we're not complaining!

Pet, Baby—It's All The Same

Commuters are used to seeing all sorts of things on the subway, but a pink chicken in a color-matching stroller? That’s definitely not on the usual list. Decked out with colorful skeletons, the stroller looks like it’s ready for a Halloween parade, and to top it off, the owner is casually feeding the bird some Cheerios.

Forget a baby—this fluffy, pink-feathered passenger is all this commuter needs to embrace all their parental love. Whether it’s a festive costume or an everyday occurrence, one thing’s for sure: this bird is living the good life on wheels. Turns out, even chickens enjoy a snack on the go.

Nature Takes the Subway

It's truly a jungle out there, even on the subway. One passenger has gone full camouflage dressed as a bush. Their head and upper body are covered in leaves, making them look like a hedge. Despite all that foliage, they’re diligently pressing away on their phone, though it's a mystery how they can see the screen.

Maybe this leafy disguise is their way of avoiding any unwanted conversations—or not taking any chances after the pandemic. They say trees make the air good so that must be it. The rest of the passengers are doing what subway riders do best: pretending nothing unusual is happening.

Team Spirit at Extinction Levels

During the 2018 FIFA World Cup, three enthusiastic Brazilian fans decided to make their subway ride an adventure by donning inflatable dinosaur costumes. Dressed in yellow t-shirts, they mounted their inflatable T-rex rides and boarded the subway. While dinosaurs might not be the usual passengers on public transit, these fans were fully committed to their team spirit.

Unfortunately, Brazil didn't win that year, but you can’t fault these guys for going all out. Their creative flair definitely made the commute more entertaining for everyone around, but it seems like their dino-sized enthusiasm couldn't quite secure a World Cup victory for their country.

Creating a Buzz

Just when you thought you'd seen everything on the subway, here comes a rider with a full beehive enclosure in tow. Yes, an entire wooden frame filled with buzzing bees, casually riding alongside morning commuters. While everyone’s doing their best to act like this is completely normal, they probably can’t help but imagine the chaos if that enclosure accidentally breaks.

The sight of swarming bees would definitely turn the rush hour into a rush to escape. It’s one of those moments that makes you wonder how far someone will go to avoid a cab fare. Maybe this guy's just trying to create some "buzz" on his commute.

Subway Car or Recycling Center?

This subway car has taken a detour from its usual passengers, turning into what seems like a mobile recycling plant. Stacked high with bags of plastic bottles, it’s hard to imagine where the passengers are supposed to sit. Whoever brought this haul is doing their part to save the planet—one cramped commute at a time. Now that’s commitment.

By recycling plastic bottles, you can cut down more than half on energy use, but this rider might need more than a metro card to pull it off. It's impressive, and kudos to the planet-friendly mission, but just maybe not do it during rush hour.

Leg Day or Nap Time?

This subway rider has managed to nap in a position most of us couldn't pull off even when fully awake. With one leg stretched high over his head and tied down with a short rope, it's a display of flexibility that could make a yoga instructor proud.

Right next to him is a shopping cart filled with belongings and it looks as if his leg acrobatics are part of a strategy to keep things secure. The ad behind him reads "health first," but you have to wonder if this pose is good for anyone’s well-being. There's only so much one person can do and hopefully, this guy knows his limits.

Runway on the Rails

Jessica George is giving the subway a major runway moment, and no one can look away. Dressed in a sleek black dress and heels, she’s confidently posing for pictures using her phone's camera and timer while another passenger captures her capturing herself. Talk about a picture within a picture. Leonardo Di Caprio surely knows all about that after "Inception."

With a vibe that’s part "America’s Next Top Model" and part Instagram influencer, Jessica is serving looks and self-love in the most unexpected place. Looks like the real star of this ride isn’t just catching the train—she’s catching the spotlight too.

Yoga on the Go

You’ve probably seen some strange things on the subway, but a full-on yoga class? One woman decided her trip was the perfect time to work on her balance, rolling out her mat and going straight into a scorpion pose. Her poise is impressive, but the guy standing next to her is more focused on keeping his coffee upright than applauding her skills.

While she’s busy mastering mindfulness, he’s likely hoping the next stop comes before her contortionist moves get the better of his latte. Looks like this ride comes with a side of zen… and maybe a splash of coffee.

One Last Ride for the Deceased

Navigating a coffin through subway turnstiles isn’t what you expect of a typical morning commute. Yet here we are, watching a group of people attempting just that. Maybe it was someone’s dying wish to take one last ride on public transit. But getting a coffin past those narrow barriers is no easy task.

With the way things are going, you almost expect to see the Grim Reaper tapping his MetroCard next. This scene feels more like a lost episode of "Six Feet Under" than a regular day in the city. Let’s just hope their final destination isn’t delayed by a train malfunction.

Leashed and Ready to Go

A typical subway ride also doesn’t usually include a turtle on a leash, but here we are. This slow-moving commuter is taking its time, leisurely walking across the subway floor while its owner keeps it close. Turtles aren't exactly known for their speed, so the subway might just be the best option to help this shelled traveler reach its destination on time.

Even though the leash might seem like an odd choice for such a creature, it’s definitely keeping this little explorer from wandering too far. Let's just hope the turtle is not in charge, because subway ride or not, they won't arrive anywhere early.

Business Deals Happen Anywhere

Who needs a corner office when you’ve got a subway car? These three men in business suits have transformed their commute into a mobile boardroom, complete with a foldable table and stacks of paperwork. As they engage in a serious discussion, the other passengers are just background noise to their impromptu meeting.

Turning the subway into a conference room might be an unusual choice, but it’s certainly efficient in some ways. They say great ideas can happen anywhere—but of course, you want to make sure the competition isn’t sitting nearby. With all this productivity, it would be a shame if someone walking by gets any ideas from their brainstorming.

Recycling Couture in Chainmail Chic

Talk about recycling with style! This subway rider is sporting an outfit made entirely of soda can tabs, and his DIY chainmail creation gives off a vibe that’s both rugged and oddly luxurious. His dark shades add an air of seriousness to his look, making him seem ready for anything—whether it’s rush hour or a medieval battle.

It’s not every day you see someone turning trash into fashion, but this man has committed to the cause. The metallic shine of his ensemble is catching the light, and we just wonder how many cans it took to make because this outfit is poppin’.

The Ultimate Commute Multitasker

Most people bring a book or their phone on the subway, but this man brought an entire glass coffee table and turned his commute into a makeshift office. Hunched over, he’s completely engrossed in his work, using the table as if he’s in a cozy study rather than a public train.

You have to wonder if he’s concerned about the glass shattering with every jolt and stop, but his dedication to making the most of his commute is impressive. It’s quite interesting to see someone so committed to multitasking on public transit. Maybe next time he’ll bring the office chair, too.

Heroes on Their Coffee Break

There’s nothing quite like riding the subway with the Power Rangers. This group of six individuals, dressed head-to-toe in colorful spandex outfits, are either on their way to save the city or taking a much-needed break after a long day of doing so.

In the TV show, the Power Rangers usually teleport to and from the crime scene, but today, it seems public transport is the way to go. Sitting together on the train, they blend right into the daily chaos, though their bright costumes tell a different story. Maybe they’re just recharging before the next big battle. Who knows what monster awaits at their next stop?

When Words Aren't Enough, Bring Pizza

Apologizing with food has long been a go-to method, but this man is putting his own spin on it by writing his apology right inside the lid of a pizza box. Whether he's making amends for a past mistake or getting ahead of a future one, he’s chosen pizza as his peace offering.

Traditionally, desserts or chocolates are the usual suspects for edible apologies, but a fresh, cheesy pizza might just be the next big trend. If pizza can't smooth things over, what can? Perhaps, the real question is whether he’ll resist the temptation to sneak a slice before delivering the heartfelt message.

Barbie Gets Some Fresh Air

This subway rider is bringing a splash of neon and some serious Toy Story vibes to the commute. Dressed in a bright tracksuit, they’re pushing a toy stroller down the aisle, with a Barbie doll comfortably seated inside. Maybe toys do need their fresh air, and what better place to stretch their plastic legs than on public transport?

The scene kind of reminds you of Andy's toys sneaking out for adventures, though this time, Barbie has her own personal chauffeur. With the rest of the train dressed in more muted tones, this colorful display is hard to miss. Guess every toy deserves a day out.

Getting A Different View

Who needs a gym membership when the subway comes with built-in workout equipment? One man has taken full advantage of the handrails, hanging upside down as if he's in the middle of a gymnastics routine. Some passengers are giving nods of approval, others can't help but cringe, and a few seem completely unfazed by the impromptu display.

Whether he’s trying to impress or just add a bit of flair to his ride, he's certainly turned heads—if only for the unusual use of the handrails. Maybe he’s preparing for the Subway Olympics or just needed to see things from a different angle.

Exotic Dancers in Disguise

You’ve got to do a double take when you see a man in full camo gear with such an unexpected tag embroidered on his back. Another man sitting close by has a matching label on his outfit but it seems less conspicuous on his black outfit.

It’s pretty clear these two are not military personnel but rather exotic dancers on their way to entertain at what’s probably a wild bachelorette party. The combination of camo and such a title is unexpected, which is why it's so eye-catching. Seems like some partygoers are in for quite the surprise once the “big boss” and his crew arrive.

Rush Hour? More Like Squish Hour

This subway car could pass for a can of sardines, with passengers crammed so tightly together that movement seems impossible. One poor man pressed against the doors, has his cheek squished flat against the window, glasses slightly askew, and eyes closed as if he's just given up on trying to find any personal space.

Scenes like this are a daily reality in cities across Asia, particularly in places like Tokyo, where rush-hour crowds can make breathing feel like a luxury. It’s hard to tell if this guy is catching a few moments of rest or just holding on until the next stop. Hopefully, they’re headed to wide-open space soon.

The Adult Baby

Three subway riders are turning heads with their bizarre and unsettling baby face masks. The combination of oversized, realistic baby heads on adult bodies is both hilarious and creepy, especially with the way they’re laughing together. It’s a scene that could easily fit into a darkly comedic movie or even an oddball sketch from "Saturday Night Live."

With no other passengers in sight, the trio seems to be having the time of their lives, though it's hard to tell if they’re the punchline or the setup for something even stranger. Let’s just hope they’re not on their way to a daycare.

Hanging On for Dear Life

One subway rider is blissfully lost in his music, eyes closed, completely unaware of the guy clinging to the outside of the train behind him. Missing the train didn’t seem to phase this bold passenger, who decided to hold on from the outside, practicing a dangerous stunt known as "subway surfing."

And no, it's not as cool as the game on your phone. With one arm casually hanging at his side, he looked far too relaxed for someone gripping a moving train. Inside, a woman stares out the window, clearly shocked by the sight. Guess that’s one way to catch your train—until the law catches you.

Secret Passenger on Board

Someone looks like she's been caught in the act! This woman on the subway is discreetly hiding a tiny kitten inside her coat, giving a side-eye to the camera as if she’s been busted. Perhaps pets aren't allowed on this ride, or maybe she just didn’t want to draw attention to her furry stowaway.

Either way, her face says it all—she’s not thrilled with being caught on camera. The kitten, on the other hand, is perfectly cozy and content, enjoying the secret commute from its warm hideout. Looks like the real question here is, who’s more guilty—the woman or the kitten for being too cute to resist?

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